Evan: Mom, when you played basketball were you playing for a
college team?
Me: No, Honey. I was 13 and in the 8th grade.
Me: No, Honey. I was 13 and in the 8th grade.
Me: Keagan, did you turn on the heat?
Keagan: Yes, my hand was cold.
Me: Your hand???
Keagan: Yeah, my hand.
Parent: Miss Toole! Which middle school does your older son attend?
Me: You mean Evan? Oh, Honey. Evan is only in third grade.
Parent: What do you feed him?
Evan: Mom is that guy gay?
Me: Yeah, he seems pretty happy to me.
Evan: OK, but is he gay?
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