It's 73 degrees and the air conditioning has been on all day, but
today was the first grade Christmas program. Keagan's class dressed as
reindeer.
Keagan nailed his lines and his phenomenal acting skills had everyone
chuckling, or maybe it was because it was the only set of lines audible by the
audience. Either way, it was awesome to be able to see it, and since the front
office at my school lost my leave form, I almost didn't get to see it.

The program went off like any other program with 125 six year olds, something
akin to organized chaos with really bad choreography. However, the star of the
show was Santa himself. It wasn't just any old Santa cameo, though, Guys. This
Santa really got into the finale of the program. He danced with Mrs. Clause,
sang a few lines of the Christmas carols, and walked through the sea of little
kids patting them all on the head. Until his pants fell down to his knees. No
lie, Guys. Santa was standing in nothing but his underwear in front of 450
people dancing, and after what seemed like a lifetime, he finally realized his
pants were wrapped up around his knees. The lady sitting next to me, a complete
stranger, grabbed my arm with one hand, put one hand up to her mouth in a state
of shock, and started mumbling words, words completely lost to me because I was
trying to figure out how Santa's lack of pants could be related to the story of
the Night Before Christmas.
We all left laughing so hard our bellies were shaking like bowls full of jelly.

Keagan said, "It's a good thing Santa likes to wear Under Armour because
if he wore Tighty Whities like Daddy, then that just would have been really
embarrassing."