Keagan: "Mom, are you menoplausal?"
Wes: "Where did that come from?
Keagan: "Those commercials on TV say 'Are you menoplausal? Are you experiencing these symptoms. Then call 1-800...blah...blah."
Wes: "No, Mom is not menopausal. That happens when females have changes in hormone levels and their bodies."
Keagan: "Well, my body is changing. My foot is bigger, and I can wear a large shirt. I think this means I am menoplausal."
Keagan: "Mom, can I get a griddle like Evan?"
Me: "Evan has a griddle?"
Keagan:"Yeah, Dad got him one for football."
(It tok me a second, but I think he meant girdle.)
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