We got the best news today! Keagan's diagnosis of hypothyroidism
was officially reversed! After years of charting his height and weight and
after countless blood samples, we were told he is healthy and growing normally.
To celebrate, we had an official "No More Synthroid" party, and we
put the store house of meds I had collected the past year in the trash. This
was only after we danced around the house shaking the meds like maracas,
stomping our feet, and then cheering over Keagan's celebratory break dancing
moves. If you are having difficulty visualizing such a melee then let me
simplify our celebration by saying it was a cross between a tribal voodoo
ceremony and an inner city dance-off. I felt like Chicken Lady on the streets
of Chicago.
We also celebrated with a trip to the zoo and an ice cream shop.
We also celebrated with a trip to the zoo and an ice cream shop.
This was probably a celebration in which you can better identify.
There's no doubt Keagan is happy with the new diagnosis; he said he feels as strong as SuperMan!
There's no doubt Keagan is happy with the new diagnosis; he said he feels as strong as SuperMan!
But with all the crazy moves of Chicken Lady!
(By the way, when I was in college I studied voodoo in New Orleans
(yes, I attended a liberal arts school)as part of a science in religion course.
Our professor planned to take us to meet the "leader" of the voodoo
religion, Chicken Man, but since he was incarcerated at the time, we were
introduced to his wife and the interim leader known on the streets as Chicken
Lady. I remember nothing about the day except that she was crazy as all
get-out, and I couldn't wait to get out of the room with her.)
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